Think about having to inform God a few potential PR drawback.
Oh Lord, we’re intently monitoring a scenario involving a fairly fiendish particular person within the American authorities — somebody very excessive up in the meanwhile, however, after all, not almost akin to your standing, up right here. Though, his followers, for some motive, do appear to worship him, and based on articles within the media, this excessive authorities official has been recognized to name himself “the chosen one.”
Who does he suppose he’s? This sounds critical, says The Lord.
Sure, fairly critical, I’m afraid, says God’s disaster PR supervisor.
I’m glad you’re not sugarcoating this! For god’s sake, give me the total rundown!
This fiendish particular person — who claims to have America’s evangelicals in his pocket, so to talk — could not really imagine in our precepts. His attendance at church appears spotty. We’d have to provide him a failing grade in religiosity. He’s recognized to regularly communicate falsehoods.
Good God, exclaims God! Are you sure of this?
We’re, sadly, the disaster supervisor sighs.
Nicely, let’s get on this, ASAP, God says. You understand how quick we created heaven and Earth. With our assets, we ought to have the ability to get this taken care of, posthaste. Proper?
After all! After all! No worries, exclaims the PR supervisor. We’re on it!
I actually hope so, God says. Maintain me posted!
Harvey Radin is former senior vp in control of company communications and media relations, Financial institution of America Western Area. He makes his residence in Redwood Metropolis, CA.